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AI Heists Santa’s Secrets: Elfred’s High-Tech Plot to Hijack Christmas

By Christopher Adams, Anna Fraser & Victoria Smith on December 8, 2025
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year—unless you’re Santa and your trade secrets just got swiped by a disgruntled elf with no holiday cheer, wielding powerful magical artificial intelligence (AI) tools like “ElfGPT.” As snow falls over the North Pole and elves frantically race to meet their Christmas Eve deadline, a new kind of holiday heist is afoot. Forget naughty or nice—this year, Santa’s checking his IP address logs twice, thanks to a not-so-jolly new threat at the North Pole: AI-powered trade secret theft. With digital elves on the loose, even Santa’s sleigh bells can’t drown out the sound of cyber mischief.

Inside Santa’s Workshop: Secrets Worth More Than Toys

Santa’s Workshop isn’t your average North Pole outpost—it’s the ultimate holiday innovation lab. Here, Santa’s elves are more than toy makers; they’re yuletide engineers, cranking out millions of merry inventions using top-secret processes, enchanted code, and hush-hush blueprints. From the never-melting candy cane recipe to plans for self-building block sets, these Christmas trade secrets are locked down tighter than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve. Protected by the Defend Trade Secrets Act (DTSA), ironclad elfployment contracts, legendary “keep it quiet or get coal” covenants (a.k.a. NDAs), and a sprinkle of North Pole magic, Santa’s secrets appear to be safe—at least until the next holiday miracle.

But even the most enchanted security measures can falter when AI enters the picture.

The Disgruntled Elf: A Modern Misappropriation Tale

Meet Elfred, the North Pole’s top tinkerer turned Christmas grinch. After getting snubbed for “Head Elf of Innovation,” his holiday spirit soured faster than eggnog left by the fire. Armed with insider access to Santa’s most top-secret toy blueprints, magical manufacturing know-how, and even the coveted “Naughty or Nice” customer list, Elfred fired up “ElfGPT” and “ReindeerAI” to snatch, remix, and sleigh Santa’s greatest secrets. With a few prompt injection tricks up his striped sleeve and some sneaky transcription gadgets, Elfred uploaded Santa’s top-secret schematics into several AI platforms, trained AI models on Santa’s proprietary data, and started his own rival operation—Humbug Elf Enterprises—bankrolled by venture capitalists from the South Pole, the recipients of coal in their stockings over the last few years.

Sound like a holiday heist? Absolutely! While Elfred’s escapade might be sprinkled with North Pole magic, it jingles just a sleigh bell away from real-world cases like:

  • Palantir Technologies, Inc. v. Jain & Cohen, (S.D.N.Y. 2025): Where two former employees allegedly “weaponized their insider knowledge” and stole Palantir’s “crown jewels”—source code, internal demonstrative workspaces, customer workflows, and proprietary customer engagement strategies—to build a “competing copycat” AI firm named “Percepta AI.”
  • West Technology Group, LLC and CX360, Inc. v. Sundstrom (D. Conn. 2024): Where a salesman allegedly used Otter AI to record confidential meetings, violating consent laws and leaking trade secrets, and sent at least 218 emails to himself containing “highly valuable” confidential and trade secret information shortly before he was terminated from the company.
  • OpenEvidence, Inc. v. Pathway Medical, Inc. (D. Mass. 2025): Where a Canadian firm allegedly used prompt injection attacks to extract proprietary data from a GenAI platform and steal “highly valuable trade secrets” to develop a “copycat” platform. Prompt injection is when someone uses AI prompts to trick the AI into breaking its rules or sharing its secrets.

Elfred’s Naughty List: The Inside Scoop on the North Pole’s Workshop Heist

Well, if North Pole gossip is to be believed, Rudolph spilled the cocoa to a local journalist, Jack Frostbite —after a few too many eggnogs—on exactly how Elfred tried to sleigh this holiday heist.

  1. Data Extraction: With a dash of North Pole mischief, Elfred secretly deployed transcription tools to capture confidential elf meetings, breaking the magical consent protocols that protect Santa’s most sensitive holiday secrets.
  2. Prompt Injection: With a mischievous twinkle in his eye, Elfred cleverly manipulated AI prompts, slipping past Santa’s workshop safeguards to unlock top-secret toy blueprints and the coveted “Naughty or Nice” customer list.
  3. Model Training: Decked in green with a triumphant, candy-cane-twisted grin, Elfred trained a generative AI model on Santa’s most closely guarded data. As snowflakes danced through the code, he conjured a digital twin of the Workshop’s magical innovation engine, placing the North Pole’s most wondrous trade secrets in danger of being unwrapped by curious eyes long before Christmas morning. Even the sugarplum fairies gasped at his daring holiday caper.
  4. Startup Launch: Elfred dazzled investors with Humbug Elf Enterprises, unveiling AI-generated toy designs that bore an uncanny resemblance to Santa’s iconic creations. With each pitch, whispers of holiday trade secret theft grew louder, sending shockwaves through the North Pole.

This mirrors X.AI Corp. and X.AI LLC v. Xuechen Li (N.D. Cal. 2025) in which a former engineer allegedly stole an entire codebase by uploading copies of the data to his personal devices just three days before announcing his resignation and subsequently joining OpenAI, triggering both civil litigation and an FBI investigation.

Legal Implications: Naughty Behavior Meets the DTSA

Mrs. Claus, the Workshop’s Chief Counsel and steadfast defender of Santa’s secrets, jingled into action. She roused the elves of the legal team for a midnight sleigh ride to the North Pole district court, where—decked out in her finest holiday robes—she promptly filed suit against Elfred and Humbug Elf Enterprises under the DTSA. Her claim? A blizzard of festive trade secret mischief threatening to tip the balance of Christmas magic, including claims for:

  • Trade Secret Misappropriation: Elfred acquired and used trade secrets without authorization.
  • Breach of Contract: Elfred violated elfployment agreements and NDAs.
  • Computer Fraud: Elfred used unauthorized AI tools to access and transmit data stolen from Santa’s Workshop.
  • Unfair Competition: Elfred launched a rival business using the stolen IP from Santa’s Workshop.

Santa’s Workshop, with candy-cane urgency, sought immediate injunctive relief: demanding Elfred halt his festive operations, return all confidential Workshop data, and erase all AI-trained models stuffed with Santa’s secrets. Elfred’s defense was helmed by none other than Ebenezer Scrooge, senior partner at Lump of Coal Legal: Zero Christmas Cheer Since 1843—a law firm notorious for its frosty reception to holiday spirit.

AI and Trade Secrets: A Legal Snowstorm

The rise of generative AI has unleashed a flurry of legal questions, leaving lawmakers dashing through uncharted snowdrifts as existing laws struggle to keep pace, including the following:

  • Is AI-assisted reverse engineering a form of misappropriation?
  • Can outputs generated by AI be considered trade secrets if trained on proprietary data?
  • Do companies need to regulate employee use of AI tools like ElfGPT and ReindeerAI?

Courts are beginning to address some of these complex issues posed by AI in trade secret misappropriation cases. For example, in OpenEvidence, the court is considering whether prompt injection attacks constituted trade secret theft.

Best Practices for Protecting Your North Pole Workshop Secrets

Santa’s Workshop has since implemented new safeguards, which serve as a model for real-world companies:

  1. AI Usage Policies: Santa’s Workshop data protection policies are wrapped in festive red tape, ensuring every elf follows candy-cane-striped guardrails when interacting with AI tools—so no holiday magic goes astray.
  2. Confidentiality Training: Mrs. Claus hosts holly-jolly workshops in the gingerbread conference room, teaching elves the magic of trade secret protection and the dos and don’ts of ethical AI—always with a side of hot cocoa and Christmas cookies.
  3. Exit Certifications: Before heading off to new adventures, departing elves must confirm the deletion of all confidential data from Santa’s Workshop that’s in their possession or control, ensuring it’s deleted before their exit date.
  4.  Monitoring & Auditing: Magical surveillance systems—decked in tinsel and twinkling lights—have been installed throughout Santa’s Workshop to safeguard the secret recipe for holiday cheer and catch any sneaky attempts at unauthorized data transfers.
  5. Legal Readiness: Mrs. Claus and the elves in the Workshop’s legal department keep a candy-cane-striped litigation sleigh parked by the courthouse door, always fully stocked with peppermint-scented cease-and-desist scrolls for any holiday mischief-makers.

These measures reflect recommendations from legal experts who warn that AI can make trade secrets “readily ascertainable,” by undermining their legal protection.

Lessons from the North Pole: What Businesses Can Learn

Santa’s tale may still be wrapped in holiday mystery, but the underlying message is very serious. With AI dashing through the workplace like a reindeer on Christmas Eve, companies need to deck their halls with robust safeguards to keep their trade secrets safe. Here are some key protections to consider:

  • Implement AI Usage Policies: Update employment and contractor agreements to include AI-specific clauses, and restrict AI tool usage in sensitive departments.
  • Educate and Train Employees: Teach staff about trade secrets, responsible AI use, and the risks of entering confidential data into AI systems
  • Manage Personnel Departures: Conduct exit interviews, certify the deletion of confidential company data, and investigate any suspicious data transfers.
  • Monitor AI Activity: Regularly review AI usage and outputs to ensure proprietary information is not being replicated. Audit and update data security policies to address AI-related risks.
  • Ensure Legal Preparedness: Retain legal counsel familiar with AI and trade secret law, and establish a clear action plan for potential incidents.

The DTSA remains a powerful tool, but it requires companies to demonstrate their reasonable efforts to maintain secrecy, as courts are increasingly scrutinizing whether businesses have taken proactive steps to protect their IP.

A (Mostly) Happy Ending

In the end, Elfred was caught just in time. The North Pole Court issued a temporary restraining order, barring him from operating Humbug Elf Enterprises and ordering the deletion of all AI-trained models. Santa, ever the forgiving soul, offered Elfred a chance at redemption—if he completed rehabilitation in Innovation Ethics and served a long probation in the Reindeer Maintenance Division, under the watchful eyes of Rudolph and Dasher.

Final Thoughts: Keep your Trade Secrets Safely Wrapped Under the Tree

As the snow falls and we toast the season with a mug of hot cocoa, Santa’s saga should jingle in your memory: AI can make your business merry—or land you on the naughty list. Whether you’re building toys or tech, guarding your trade secrets in this AI age takes vigilance, legal smarts, and just a touch of holiday magic. Stay sharp, stay festive, and keep your secrets safe!

The “Mischievous Nerds” masquerading as IP & Technology lawyers hope your holidays are secure, encrypted, and full of joy (with zero trade secret leaks)!

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    Intellectual Property, International, Technology
  • Blog:
    Global IP & Technology Law Blog
  • Organization:
    Squire Patton Boggs
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